24. Aussie. Billy Slater (Melbourne Storm), Goku (who gave his life to save us) and Mikey the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are my heroes. Gentlewoman by day, philosopher by night, pervert by choice, rebel by fate.
reasons I can relate to a possum:
-tired & unkempt
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich