24. Aussie. Billy Slater (Melbourne Storm), Goku (who gave his life to save us) and Mikey the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are my heroes. Gentlewoman by day, philosopher by night, pervert by choice, rebel by fate.

 

comedycentral:

Click here for more of Jon Stewart’s coverage of the recent House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing.

chaoticbanter:

blimeygames:

mistercococat:

coco! what do your cat eyes see?

ALL.

the one tooth sticking out though


Didn’t notice the tooth.Read caption. Noticed the tooth.Spit everywhere.

chaoticbanter:

blimeygames:

mistercococat:

coco! what do your cat eyes see?

ALL.

the one tooth sticking out though

Didn’t notice the tooth.

Read caption. Noticed the tooth.

Spit everywhere.

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

poptarter:

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

my dog is literally the biggest idiot

ghostrightsactivist:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

to catch a redditor

brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

crofethr:

denali-winter:

BAM.

I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

Give her all the crowns for she is a queen!

(Source: sandandglass)